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Jimmy Piersall
Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then, fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together. Of course, in the case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again.
Bertrand Russell
The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.
Brad Pitt
Man, if I can get a burp out of that little thing I feel such a sense of accomplishment.
Ernest Hemingway
To be a successful father there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years.
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Bob Monkhouse
My father only hit me once -- but he used a Volvo.
Robert Orben
Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.
Ann Richards
I have always had the feeling I could do anything and my dad told me I could. I was in college before I found out he might be wrong.
Jay Leno
A lot of controversy over this possible invasion of Iraq. In fact, Nelson Mandela was so upset, he called Bush's dad. How embarrassing, when world leaders start calling your father.
Barbara Kingsolver
It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't.
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